June 11, 2007.
With Rosie and her orchestrated media debacle now a fading memory [we wish] the execs at The View have been pooling their diminutive mental resources to elect a new panel member who could adequately inhabit the departed Diva's sizable Birkies; And the candidate of choice is mere days away from assuming her new role: Whoopi.
Kathy Griffin, Rosanne Barr, Ricki Lake and Gayle King were all contenders, but Whoopi, it seems, has carried the day. All that remains is to make it official.
She's certainly qualified to comment on other people's efforts in any major media; A four-time Oscar host, she's won a Grammy, an Emmy, an Oscar and a Tony, and appeared in over 100 movies. Even Rosie has hinted she approves.
What this news might do to 'The Donald's' cardiovascular readings, however, is not yet clear. But I suspect he'll find a way to let us know...Shrinking violet that he is.
With Rosie and her orchestrated media debacle now a fading memory [we wish] the execs at The View have been pooling their diminutive mental resources to elect a new panel member who could adequately inhabit the departed Diva's sizable Birkies; And the candidate of choice is mere days away from assuming her new role: Whoopi.
Kathy Griffin, Rosanne Barr, Ricki Lake and Gayle King were all contenders, but Whoopi, it seems, has carried the day. All that remains is to make it official.
She's certainly qualified to comment on other people's efforts in any major media; A four-time Oscar host, she's won a Grammy, an Emmy, an Oscar and a Tony, and appeared in over 100 movies. Even Rosie has hinted she approves.
What this news might do to 'The Donald's' cardiovascular readings, however, is not yet clear. But I suspect he'll find a way to let us know...Shrinking violet that he is.
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