Unless you're [quite understandably] hiding in a cave you may have heard that a worthless, talentless, ungrateful, coke-snorting has-been with whose name I would never sully these pages got rightfully arrested yesterday for 1st-degree stupidity and terminal ignorance?
Now the patronizing PR machine that has kept this onanistic narcissist in the public consciousness is in full flow, desperately trying to shift the blame for the entire fatuous debacle onto every sentient life-form in existence...Except her. All the wire services are flooded with every spoon-fed, gag-inducing detail of this pathetic charade; As a result there is not a single item of worthwhile news to report today, so for the sake of my sanity - and yours - I'm taking a break.
Come back tomorrow. Hopefully at least one news source will have regained a tenuous grasp on the basic precepts of engaging, intelligent discourse by then.
But don't hold your breath.
Now the patronizing PR machine that has kept this onanistic narcissist in the public consciousness is in full flow, desperately trying to shift the blame for the entire fatuous debacle onto every sentient life-form in existence...Except her. All the wire services are flooded with every spoon-fed, gag-inducing detail of this pathetic charade; As a result there is not a single item of worthwhile news to report today, so for the sake of my sanity - and yours - I'm taking a break.
Come back tomorrow. Hopefully at least one news source will have regained a tenuous grasp on the basic precepts of engaging, intelligent discourse by then.
But don't hold your breath.
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