Tastes Great? Not So Much...

It seems the Lone Star State's favorite export, Jessica Simpson, is planning to daze us once more with further unsolicited proof of the triumph of PR and peroxide over talent or the ability to even comprehend a tune...

She's just landed a contract to sell 'Stampede' beer.

When you think of it, though, this is casting that borders on genius: Whenever her name is mentioned, the first thing I need is a drink...Or six.

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